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When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.
Glen wanted to fuck with Tom, but Tom was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.
by WReCkeD Yo fACe May 27, 2009
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.
Tom wanted to fuck with Glen, but Glen was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.
by xcellent May 28, 2009
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