The past tense of kept. When you've kept something for so long it doesn't exist anymore.....what?
I kepted the microwave.....what?
by Hughelia November 08, 2010
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a man or woman who obtains a higher means of living through other people, usually the opposite sex, in return for as little as companionship but often sex, a relationship, or marriage.
they knew she was KEPT because despite not having a job or a direction in life, she had all the luxuries as a result of her sugar-daddy.
by Kmkramer November 03, 2006
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adj.
maintained or supported so as to be a sexual partner: said usually of a woman
She's able to fly to and fro twice a week and pay $2000 share of rent because she is kept.
by Sybil J. March 10, 2005
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A term to describe what’s popular or cool.
“Damn Jesse, you copped those new Nike’s, that’s kept.
by SwarlzJr October 23, 2019
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a white boy from the suburbs that marries a rich lady. His job is to pleasure her and be eye candy. She in returns takes care of all his financial needs.
Ben marries Carmen Electra. He gives her every thing that she needs physicaly and she gives him every thing he needs financialy. Ben is Carmen's kept man.
by BenRoss June 22, 2006
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Quiet as kept could be said a few different ways; quiet as it's kept, quiet is kept. The meaning is secrecy, to keep quiet, not volunteering or distributing information on certain relations. It's often an expression used in afairs where sensitive knowledge must be kept secret in order to avoid repraisals from other groups within the same society, culture, or subculture.
It was business as usual, quiet as kept.
by -=) February 18, 2005
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A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.
"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."
by D. Gould January 22, 2006
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