Keoni is a man who wakes your heart up when you thought you would never love again. He is one who has you crushing like a school girl lusting over his touch. Keoni turns every situation in to heaven. He's a protector and a protestor and if he lets you in close ...your best friend. You will love him with out even knowing him. He's the answer ...he stands behind truth and stands up to whats wrong...keoni is a friend ..and he's beautiful in everyway. He makes life good and easy. He's manlier than most men and has nothing to prove...
Origin: Hawaiian. Meaning: God Is Gracious. The name Keoni means God Is Gracious and is of Hawaiian origin
Origin: Hawaiian. Meaning: God Is Gracious. The name Keoni means God Is Gracious and is of Hawaiian origin
by Alltheway.live February 10, 2020
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
Keoni
A sexy boy , who's generous , fine as hell nd got hella swagg. He handle his business. Always looks out for his Girlfriend. He protects her , always makin sure she good. Stay on top of his money and don't be on games. His name is rather unique and sweet like the person he is.
A sexy boy , who's generous , fine as hell nd got hella swagg. He handle his business. Always looks out for his Girlfriend. He protects her , always makin sure she good. Stay on top of his money and don't be on games. His name is rather unique and sweet like the person he is.
by Gorgous lil beauty January 02, 2014
keoni's a fine man, who eats brownies everyday. he doesnt cheat on his boyfriend and is a boopy boy.
by >:CCCCCC a November 16, 2019
Keoni is beautiful. That being said sometimes she looks too good - post-apology sex good if you catch my drift. This can be too much people who have no self awareness. She's pretty fucking hot - the word "licious" comes to mind. Wait is "licious" a word? Who gives a shit.
She has nice pants and nice shits and makes people feel ugly. It's not her fault mostly, but other girls are jealous and they are bitches.
Unlimitedly if you get too drunk around Keoni and say something like "she's okay - whatever - ....", she will not enjoy this. But you love this girls "licious-like"....this is a good name.
She has nice pants and nice shits and makes people feel ugly. It's not her fault mostly, but other girls are jealous and they are bitches.
Unlimitedly if you get too drunk around Keoni and say something like "she's okay - whatever - ....", she will not enjoy this. But you love this girls "licious-like"....this is a good name.
Damn that girl is fine yo I wish my name was Keoni.
Damn that bitch thinks she's hot - I'll be her name is Keoni.
Damn I'm ugly and hit every tree on my way to this point in life - where the fuck did Keoni grow up? That bitch.
Damn that bitch thinks she's hot - I'll be her name is Keoni.
Damn I'm ugly and hit every tree on my way to this point in life - where the fuck did Keoni grow up? That bitch.
by the_old_drunkard November 02, 2019
(Girl version) She is trustworthy and loyal. She is glamorous and has a feisty attitude.
She is a good friend and she would always have your back.
She is a good friend and she would always have your back.
by all that slang and more October 25, 2014
A weirdo that's kind of cute. A single guy, he always has anyone's back. He has a lot of friends, but a few enemies. His brown eyes are easy to get lost in, and is very smart.
Keoni is a weirdo
by Anonymous.secret February 10, 2019
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