(1) Derived from "Keoni," the Hawaiian name for "John"

(2) Actually pronounced "kay-oh-nay" in Hawaiian, but most commonly pronounced "Key-oh-nee," Keone is a shortened version of the longer Hawaiian name "Keone Hali'i O' Kalani Nui Kalani Kamehameha Kanai Au Puni O' Hawai'i," which roughly means: "The sand covering the most supreme chief of the heaven and sky Kamehameha. The sand covering the calm kingdom of Hawai'i."

snipe him in the anus!

when your homie says some dumb/suspect shit