Kenyon is a funny, caring, outgoing, and loving guy! He loves his family and will always think about others before himself, but don't make him mad because he can get very crazy and loose his mind and doesn't think twice about fighting. kenyon doesn't like mess and he is very handsome with the most awesome waves! Ladies get you a Kenyon !! (Ken-yehn)
by CamelJamesOreo May 17, 2017
Kenyon is a positive guy that has a high since in humor. He’s an outgoing guy. He loves to hang with his friends 24/7. He thinks about a lot of things that could include his friends. He has issues but he is trying to sort it out the best ways he can. Kenyon could have a huge impact on your life good and bad. He might like a lot of things that you are interested in. Kenyon also looks amazing and try’s to looks his best. Don’t test him because he will never forget nor forgive what you did. And he doesn’t judge people at all
Guy 1: Kenyon laughs at almost everything
Guy 2: yeah because he has a good since in humor, all you have to to is say something and he’ll start laughing
Guy 2: yeah because he has a good since in humor, all you have to to is say something and he’ll start laughing
by Hamster box January 28, 2019
by griz2 February 3, 2010
A person who is good at everything, from construction, to hunting, fishing, sports, with a big dose of mental acuity.
by klkenyon777 September 18, 2019
A friggen master at every including Pokémon battles. He can win any hot chick's heart with a sexy look with fingerguns. Kenyon is everyone's favorite and is the hottest , sexiest Pokémon master you'll ever meet. He is a friggen' god.
by Pokémonmaster July 20, 2017
An awesome dude with crazy skills. He is trained in every weapon mainly with airsoft sniper rifles. He can sometimes even shoot bb's out of his 12 inch cock into a opponents eye from a mile away.
by Crazycooldoggy February 11, 2016
A hardcore sex position involving two men, a duck, sandpaper, and a grapefruit.
First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
Man, I just got a Kenyon in that ally!
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
by Moo-cow September 14, 2005