Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

While attempting to assemble a water bed frame in the absence of a drill/driver, Chris and Junior used a Kentucky Screwdriver to drive wood screws into the particle board.