A very fucked up area on the east side of North Philly which is known as the Badlands. Mostly home to Black, Purto Rican, and Irish people. This neighborhood is jam packed with Heroin and Crack. People who live there are incredible fighters and can fuck you up. At night time there is crack heads, pushers, thugz,and mad gun shots. Police need to have 2 cops in the car when driving through it or they will be pulled out and fucked up.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A very VERY dangerous area of North Philly. The best and most reliable place in the tristate area to pick up really decent heroin, crack, powder coke, benzos, suboxone, needles, weapons, prostitutes or whatever else you might need.

Mostly inhabited by blacks, puerto ricans, junkies of all races, and poor asians. well, actually, everyone who lives there is well under the poverty line. One of the poorest and most impoverished areas in PA and NJ.

Crime ridden. Murders, rapes, drug pushing, assaults, robberies, weapon sales, prostitution, ect happen every 2 seconds in Kensington. It is extremely dangerous there, proceed with caution!

I know firsthand. I lived on the streets there for a pretty long time when I was addicted to heroin and working as a trick.

A long ass road in philly. if you turn on to kensington, turn right the fuck back off. the stop lights have been rigged so that you will hit EVERY red light; thus provided that every stop has a 95% PROBABILITY of loosing your car. if you make it from the begining to the end... its probably the winter time and too cold for the gang baggers to jack your shit.

K-Town. We go to Continental cause thats our shit and thats most important, get a slurpee at sev around the corner. Middle to upper class suburb, fuck the potomac rich kids wearing their oxford pastels we rock t-shirts and not designer ed hardy or hollister shit cause were not deuches. Bethesdas cool to pickup some 4h bitches at the bar. Kenin and The Toy Boxx keep it real on the music scene. You know who the Zmudas are. One of the only legit free skateparks anywhere. We get fucked up on natty light, run out no worries get Kensington Pizza and Kabob to deliver some more. Oh and lets end with the most important part.. CONTINENTAL beat that shit.

One of the many wealthy towns in MoCo. Yet unlike in Potomac, K-Towners don't flaunt what they have and instead live in a nice, cute, family town. While most of it is nice, there is the area that should be Wheaton.

Kensington is a small town right outside of Bethesda. It has a great population, it is concluded with schools like Kensington Parkwood Elementary School, North Bethesda Middle School and Walter Johnson High School. If you are interested in private school it is also made up of Holy Redeemer and Academy of Holy Cross. K- Town is a nickname for Kensington . It has restaurants such as Chipotle and Continental. Kensington is a very heart-warming town that many would love to join