That gamblin' feeling when you think you're gonna fart but you may indeed shart instead.

Brazilian butt lift

1. The act of defecating directly into another person's rectum.

Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.

An idiot that pitches for The Texas Rangers who takes his anger out on cameramen.

Also: Broke his non-pitching hand punching a watercooler.

A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".