When a black guy gives a white guy a dirty sanchez

Mr. Chesney is an adult-contemporary singer disguised as a country singer... a fact that most people miss because 1) he wears a cowboy hat (to hide his bald head) and 2) Nashville sucks. Oh, and for all you clueless girls who find him hot, truth be told he really looks like a middle-aged turtle on steriods.

A mild-mannered, diminutive singer of moderate talent who somehow caught the proverbial Lucky Train and got a record deal; then somehow after years of exposure became perceived as actually talented and a against all odds became a "star" in Country music.

Mr. Chesney is known for his hard work and for releasing one forgettable song after another with his careful, monotone delivery. His vocal style is known for being devoid of passion or emotion. But he is most known in more recent years for his signature "lick" of dropping the last word of a lyrical line to "talk" it.

Many attempts to explain his success have come up short. But one reviewer came close by simply citing "The Emporer's New Clothes."

A VERY HOTT AND SEXY COUNTRY SINGER and does NOT look like a turtle on steroids he sings great music and he is ver talented!!

This punk is a balding, rather fugly, cunt tree singer who is, for some unknown reason, loved by millions of females across America, mostly in The South and parts of the lower Midwest (mostly Kentucky, Missouri, and southern Illinois). He has a horrid accent, can't even sing, and is pretty dumb.

Just another faggot-ass southerner making horrible music.

A Country singer, married to Renée Zellweger.