Kennie is the most handsome, kind, caring, man ever. He helps old ladies cross the street and makes grandpa feel like he’s not the one getting help when he actually is. He’s an amazing lover with gorgeous eyes and the sexiest smile ever. He is hilarious and is always making up inappropriate lyrics to popular songs. He cooks and cleans and takes care of business. And by business I mean his lady...in bed.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Kennie is the name for the inner ring of muscles surrounding the anus. The word is thought to have originated sometime during the middle ages. "anus kennium"is the scientificit but the street word,kennie, was again made popular by homosexual skinheads of eastern germany before the wall fell.

The act of a male to male 69er if both parties have severe herpes.

the suck-up salesman and assistant to the regional manager of the Scranton branch for the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. Most people have no idea how cool Kennie is.

Kennie is a tall man and he has the best girlfriend in the world tho she always overthink.His gf is cute af and it starts with letter J