Kenji is a mysterious dude from Agartha and he is ageless.He likes to take 4 baths the day but his faucet is too weak for this shit.His fav words are lmao,loo,lol,dafuq,wtf and his fav emoji π.He also likes to delete his post and change his profile pics every fucking minute.But he dislikes making sentences with more than 3 words.He is a minor but he pretends to be 35 y/o man,who has 8 dogs and wears ugly sweaters.His friends call him meat master and Ken but I just call him a badass mother fucker.If you ever meet a Kenji try to be as mysterious as you can dont even say"Hey meat master".(unfortunately he only picks up guys ,cause his smooth lines dont work on girls)
Dude 1:Oh this is Kenji, Dude 2 dont talk
to him he is too mysterious.
Dude 2:Wtf Dude 1 he is a meat master,I
want that Kenji.
Dude 3:"pencil dick"
to him he is too mysterious.
Dude 2:Wtf Dude 1 he is a meat master,I
want that Kenji.
Dude 3:"pencil dick"
by Sabo-kun December 14, 2018
by Booty ah nig June 10, 2021
He loves sports especially football a lot. Somehow very energetic but also have really tiny energy storage. Even though the first name is pretty unique, but the last name is often lame and repetitive from person to person. Would be described as a cat person, not because he likes cat, but it is because of his whole personality, except the activeness of a cat, he is rather to be a sedentary person. Would seem very tired during sport competition periods, because he barely sleeps.
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by anjayanii August 24, 2021
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