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To be a Kenedi is to be bold, classy and caring . To always be trustworthy and never lose that trust, Also to be beautiful inside and out, To not judge nor hate , and to always have self respect. A good friend .
That girl is so nice , must be a Kenedi
by ILoveYou4You April 11, 2011
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Kene'di is often a beautiful, sexy, funny, amazing women. They are strong and independent and can handle almost anything. You will love her at first sight. She can be quite at first but when you get to know her she's your best friend. She will cheer you up when your sad. Get you a Kene'di.
Boy 1: Whose that smoking girl over there?
Boy 2: That's Kene'di. She's not just sexy she's smart, beautiful, and so funny. So she's mine, bye!
by Dusty6928 March 18, 2018
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She often talks bad about herself even tho she is a beautiful girl. She likes to stay on FaceTime with you for 12 hours and talks about you being cool
Kenedi: I’m ugly

Come: No your not
by RedDeadSaidMedBed April 26, 2019
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Kenedi. Name given to some MK-Ultra victims. MK = Mind control......control is spelt with a K in German.
EG: Child is given the initials MK at birth....Meridith Kenedi........."Kenedi " not being the families last name. The child is told some lie as to why they have a different last name to the rest of the family.
by skreamer January 11, 2016
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Ugly and stupid she is a funny but very racist her birthday May 4th she is a shitty person with no future
Kenedi is a weird kid
by Kenedi April 26, 2019
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