A daughter of the dark cult whose blood runs with pure evil and other entities. Born of a dark lord and evil captain from a gay metal marriage and a pocket watch overflowing with talabin piss yellow hypnosis. She once saw herself as the dark cap princess yet fell so far when the Knight Leadford and the Holy Kid started the daring quest of the two door jeep. Her crystal bath salt run and missing chromosomes made for a bad hypnosis smell with a dark robbed monkey face.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.