A beatiful girl with many friends. She is often crazy, but once you get to know her she is the most lovable people you will ever meet. Her funny attitude gives her countless friends. But don't be fooled by this witty personaltity, she can be the most romantic person ever. I seriously think I'm in love with this girl.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

They the shit, they be pulling hella bitches and will snatch yours, they are good friends, is loyal no matter what so...

The definition of Kendall is the better and more detailed definition of PERFECT. She has absolutely no flaws. even if she thinks she isn't perfect. trust me she is. when she blushes its the cutest thing ever. and when she smiles the world stops and stares in awe. when she laughs it's the sound of angels.

Usually very smart and tall. Has a good fashion sense and knows what looks good with what. A good artist, and is obsessed with a lot of things. Bold and brave and is loyal to friends. Also, usually does a sport that requires aggression such as karate,soccer,or football. Plus, a Kendall is very awesome.

An extremely beautiful girl, that underestimates herself. She is very popular and is very romantic. Kendall's always fall hard when they are in love, and its hard to get them to trust you. They are also extremely sexy. They appeal to older guys and extremely hot guys.

Your best friend. A kendall is someone who you can spend 8 hours with and not speak for long periods of time and be completely on the same page.

Your top friens in childhood, and adulthood. The only kids house you felt comfortable staying over at when you were younger. The kind of person that will always have your back, but not be afraid to call you out on your bullshit.

Loyal as all get out, will pull you back up and carry you on his/her back until you can walk on your own again. Never reminding you that he/she did so. Quiet and probably misunderstood by almost everyone you know, but at the same time knowing not a single person who would speak ill of Kendall.

In short, the legitimate best person you know, and the true staple of all your friends. Everyone else can be replaced but a Kendall is the kid you still know the old home phone to get ahold of on from childhood, the top friend on your rotting myspace page, and your first phonecall on the weekends friend wise to hangout with. The only person whos opinion really matters, as being friends with a Kendall is special. Impossible to be mad at, a Kendall is a gift.