The definition of a man who lives in Denmark. He is reckless and lives life on the edge. He originated from visiting the Coca Cola factory in Denmark. He is a real gangster. There is no-one like him.
Oh look at Kenned. What a Kenned that is!
by Rassyboy January 23, 2018
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" Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie's makin!
Thae winks an finger-ends,
I dread, Are notice takin!
Robert Burns (1759 - 1796)
by St. Ias September 20, 2005
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Used excessively in Northern and Eastern Scotland in places like Dundee, Aberdeen and Edinburgh. A shortened version of know, tended to be used by the majority of the chookter population.
Hamish: "Di ye ken that lassie tha' lives doon the road?"
Zander: "Naw I dinnae ken her"
Hamish: "Aye ye dae! Ken she's the wan wi the big diddies like?"
Zander: "Aw, I dae ken her noo."
by theluvwalrus September 16, 2005
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Whenever Barbie gets tired of Blaine she goes back to Ken. Ken is totally her bitch.
by Valary June 14, 2008
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Usually a household item or especially something that can be GOT AT, that has been broken, smashed, destroyed, stuffed, completely wrecked, FUBAR, all at the same time - but even worse.
Ken:'My computer's broken again!'

Me: 'Got a virus? Hard drive failure? battery problem? Wifi down? keyboard not connected?'
Ken: 'S'worse. I've fecking KENNED it'

Me: 'New laptops are on sale at PC World this week...'
by Leovinus October 23, 2017
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it is illeagle to go kenning in a public park, i went out kenning for dinner last night
by blahhsnoff November 04, 2010
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An intelligent, beautiful girl with so much to offer in the world. She is always up for a challenge and never gives up. She has trouble with self-confidence but learns to overcome all obstacles that may come her way. Very sweet, thoughtful, and unique
"I remember Kenness because of her unique name and personality"
by nfgrb November 12, 2013
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