The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

drinking a foul, homemade cocktail which has far too much alcohol, probably tastes like shit, but gets you very waste and makes you talk funny, like Ken Dodd

Greatest man to ever walk the planet Earth, worshiped by many. Might wack you with a tickle stick