Resident: Uh, yeahhhh. Just, uh, shot mah dawggggg. *Itches ass*
Me(who lives in Kemp, Texas): What the hell?! DUMBASS.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow