A girl who loves to sleep around and hit on men, she’s a whore wherever she goes. The kind of girl to hit on your grandpa at his funeral. She’s the type of girl to go places with no pants on so her flat ass is noticeable. She’s a very rude person and very toxic of a human being. She’s the type of person to go to college to fuck the whole football team. She is determined to catch a std.

a person somewhere in Ireland who you can never guess if she is bipolar a federal officer or just messing with you about 99% of the time

Kelsie is the smartest, sweetest, nicest, sexiest, beautiful-est girl in the world. She can be the brightest star in the room but will pop someone if they get out of line. She has a kind heart, that can sometimes lead to her demise. She deserves the world and more. Protect all the Kelsie’s you know.

Ps. These statements are facts because it was written by a Kelsie herself :)

The best girl you'll ever meet. Hearing her laugh will make you laugh with her. She gives the best head and is the best girlfriend ever. Once you meet her you'll never forget her.

Riley I love you so much forever and always and what we had is meant to be forever and always, you are the one who puts a smile on my face every day like no one else can abs I truly hope you know how much I love you

Says Why do you hate me

And loves dave

a beautiful girl who feels like a dumb stupid ugly fat bitch but isn’t one in the slightest