A Kelsay is a very attractive woman who is also intelligent (VERY RARE). A Kelsay has the best personality in the world, even though she may not know it. Most Kelsays are attracted to douchebags. If you find a Kelsay likes you, DON'T LET HER GO! Never send a picture of your private parts to a Kelsay, they have a tendency to show all of their friends!

PS. Kelsays like giraffes.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

A really, really smart and independent woman. She has a unique laugh which she may feel a little embarrassed about, but you wouldn't have it any other way. Kelsays always know what they are doing and can be affectionate and sweet, but their "dominate personalities" will sometimes prevent them from showing it.