Top definition
Sometimes crispy. Sometimes moist. Either way she has a bazillion and one daddies.

See Also : Sea Cabbage
I want someone to buy me things..

So become a kelpy!
by toastie724 November 17, 2017
Get a Kelpy mug for your mate Yasemin.
Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
Get a blamestorming mug for your mother-in-law Helena.
2
A rank boggle eyed dog that deserves to be guffed upon.
"That kelpy is absolutely rancid, as is talby!"
by Rankman December 12, 2009
Get a Kelpy mug for your bunkmate Sarah.