a fat lard that sleeps and mooches all day off his so called friends..... likes thee Kali Adams and has a pimply ass, he sleeps naked while his sexy sister Dina is right next to him.
Damn that "Kellen Soulek" is a queer
by Kali Adams April 10, 2010
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1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.

2. Claims to be a soldier.
It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier
by Dan March 02, 2004
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1. University of Miami Hurricanes' All-American Tight End.
2. Future first round pick in the NFL draft.
Kellen Winslow Jr. has endured alot of exaggerated criticism for the metaphor he made. People didn't understand his frustration of being targeted by referees and loosing two games in a row after never loosing a game in his entire college career (not counting the national championship).
by Seye November 22, 2003
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Mary Kellen is the kindest girl you know! She is OBSESSED with jewelry, especially woven string bracelets. She has blonde hair and and blue eyes, but Is most definitely dumb. She makes straight A’s and is a good student. If you ever meet a Mary Kellen, make sure you hold onto her!
Person 1: Who’s that girl over there?
Person 2: That’s Mary Kellen, she has the best taste in jewelry!
by łïž May 04, 2020
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A Kellen is a derogatory term for a mentally handicapped person. Can also be used to reference a gay guy who keeps asking you on dates. (Not the name)
1- Did you see that kellen in gym class?

2- There is a kellen on my team and he keeps asking me on a date.
by Sped Dog May 09, 2019
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