A low quality, inferior pilsner beer such as Busch Light, Natural Light, and Milwaukee's Best. Named R. Kells because they taste like piss.
"Dude, this natty tastes like piss"
"Yeah bro, it's an R. Kells beer"
"What kind of beer should we get? I'm low on cash"
"Let's just get some R. Kells...tastes like piss but cheap"
"Yeah bro, it's an R. Kells beer"
"What kind of beer should we get? I'm low on cash"
"Let's just get some R. Kells...tastes like piss but cheap"
by DJ CP September 25, 2009
A stupid ass school where most of the teachers are dumb and all the students do heroin. Biggest school in cms so halls are always crowded. Filled with rude ass privileged white kids who think their better than everyone. Don’t even get me started on our administration.
Friend: hey
Student at Ardrey Kell:
If your wondering why they didn’t say anything, it’s cause they overdosed on heroin and died
Student at Ardrey Kell:
If your wondering why they didn’t say anything, it’s cause they overdosed on heroin and died
by Ya motha 123221 January 23, 2019
hey the football team that plays on that 23,000,000 dollar field got to the second round of playoffs and beat Providence, and South Meck had to forfeit all of their games.
by akell January 01, 2008
A public school in the Ballantyne area of Charlotte, NC, that opened in the 2006-2007 school year. Most stuck up public school in history. Mascot is the Knights, colours are purple and white...soooo gay.
Most kids are from South Meck or Providence High Schools, J.M. Robinson or South Charlotte Middle Schools, plus a select few from other schools. In its first year, sports teams have sucked.
Everyone oohs and aahs about the $23,000,000 football field, even though the JV and Varsity teams playing on it suck. So it did cost a ton of money to build the school, but the outside looks like a prison. However, the inside is REAL nice.
The teachers treat you like shit and expect you to beat the whole school system on exams so that the principal will have bragging rights that the first year at AK was a success. There is also some electromagnetic boundary that prevents your cell phone from working inside the school. Rumor has it that the Band Room works for your phone.
Dominant style at AK is 'preppy' with brands like Hollister, AE, and Abercrombie popular with most everyone. But there is a bit of some faux-punk, Goth, dELiAs fanatics who think they are non conformist, and people who dont really care about the brand.
Oh yeah, and you arent allowed to get away with anything cause the security guards ride on John Deeres around the campus or they patrol the bathrooms. Assholes.
Most people at AK live in manchines. But some live in normal middle class homes and are 'poor'
PS, the swim team kicks ass.
Most kids are from South Meck or Providence High Schools, J.M. Robinson or South Charlotte Middle Schools, plus a select few from other schools. In its first year, sports teams have sucked.
Everyone oohs and aahs about the $23,000,000 football field, even though the JV and Varsity teams playing on it suck. So it did cost a ton of money to build the school, but the outside looks like a prison. However, the inside is REAL nice.
The teachers treat you like shit and expect you to beat the whole school system on exams so that the principal will have bragging rights that the first year at AK was a success. There is also some electromagnetic boundary that prevents your cell phone from working inside the school. Rumor has it that the Band Room works for your phone.
Dominant style at AK is 'preppy' with brands like Hollister, AE, and Abercrombie popular with most everyone. But there is a bit of some faux-punk, Goth, dELiAs fanatics who think they are non conformist, and people who dont really care about the brand.
Oh yeah, and you arent allowed to get away with anything cause the security guards ride on John Deeres around the campus or they patrol the bathrooms. Assholes.
Most people at AK live in manchines. But some live in normal middle class homes and are 'poor'
PS, the swim team kicks ass.
AK chick: Hey, I go to ardrey kell! I'm a cheerleader, I pretend to hate gossip, I dress in Abercrombie head to toe, I eat a ton, like country music plus all the trendy songs. Oh yeah, and when I wear a dress from AE to school, I am making a fashion statement even though the girl next to me wears awesome dresses every day.
AK dude: Perfect, I'm an HCO jock and I act 'gangsta' even though I live in a $17million house all my life! Never have I set foot in the ghetto or been near a real Crip. let's go out!
AK chick: totally!
AK dude: Perfect, I'm an HCO jock and I act 'gangsta' even though I live in a $17million house all my life! Never have I set foot in the ghetto or been near a real Crip. let's go out!
AK chick: totally!
by Allieeeeeeeeeee May 07, 2007
The disease which is classified by symptoms of extreme lack of test preperation, thereby causing sickness and absence was school.
by GS October 28, 2004
Fuckin cheesey fuck who keeps meetin this rotten pam bird and she looks about 4...
"good?" pam???
thanks for those DREDS kells...NICE?
cuz your a fagit kells.....
Ex member of RATM.
Got kicked out for wankin in the guitarist's mouth while asleep....
S O U N D ???????
cheesey american fuckin wannbe emokid SAP!
"good?" pam???
thanks for those DREDS kells...NICE?
cuz your a fagit kells.....
Ex member of RATM.
Got kicked out for wankin in the guitarist's mouth while asleep....
S O U N D ???????
cheesey american fuckin wannbe emokid SAP!
he's gay, he's kells.....
by Its Fuckin Grif And Bob November 22, 2003