Sarcastic son of a bitch, but can be caring. Usually bossy but tries to be fair whenever possible. Also very defensive
My friend Keldan told me to go fuck my self after I called him a hoe, but then laughed to show he was joking
by Actually right for once February 21, 2019
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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by Schpure Dirt December 13, 2010
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A dumbass who never shuts up, always talking about Starwars and is irrelevant to the situation. This creature is blonde with blue eyes and a face full of polka dots his hobbies are watching anime, Roleplay, and has an interest in seeking attention. if you see this creature, please contact the authorities immediately, and if you kidnap him don't feed him milk he is a milkaholic and will turn full-fledged idiot.
by amlas mahchcam March 13, 2020
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by KeldanAkaFrank November 10, 2020
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