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Sarcastic son of a bitch, but can be caring. Usually bossy but tries to be fair whenever possible. Also very defensive
My friend Keldan told me to go fuck my self after I called him a hoe, but then laughed to show he was joking
by Actually right for once February 21, 2019
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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sucking a dudes dick while doing a handstand in a pit of garbage
hey I heard she gives a mad good keldan
by Schpure Dirt December 13, 2010
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A dumbass who never shuts up, always talking about Starwars and is irrelevant to the situation. This creature is blonde with blue eyes and a face full of polka dots his hobbies are watching anime, Roleplay, and has an interest in seeking attention. if you see this creature, please contact the authorities immediately, and if you kidnap him don't feed him milk he is a milkaholic and will turn full-fledged idiot.
"Do you see that kinda look's like a Keldan" oh no he's drinking milk".
by amlas mahchcam March 13, 2020
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Kinda shit at siege and is ugly as fuck I still want to eat his butt tho
OMG KELDAN IS SO UGLY THAT I FEEL BAD AND WANNA TOSS HIS SALAD
by KeldanAkaFrank November 10, 2020
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