Sarcastic son of a bitch, but can be caring. Usually bossy but tries to be fair whenever possible. Also very defensive

sucking a dudes dick while doing a handstand in a pit of garbage

A dumbass who never shuts up, always talking about Starwars and is irrelevant to the situation. This creature is blonde with blue eyes and a face full of polka dots his hobbies are watching anime, Roleplay, and has an interest in seeking attention. if you see this creature, please contact the authorities immediately, and if you kidnap him don't feed him milk he is a milkaholic and will turn full-fledged idiot.

Kinda shit at siege and is ugly as fuck I still want to eat his butt tho

He is pog