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Sarcastic son of a bitch, but can be caring. Usually bossy but tries to be fair whenever possible. Also very defensive
My friend Keldan told me to go fuck my self after I called him a hoe, but then laughed to show he was joking
by Actually right for once February 21, 2019
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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sucking a dudes dick while doing a handstand in a pit of garbage
hey I heard she gives a mad good keldan
by Schpure Dirt December 13, 2010
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A dumbass who never shuts up, always talking about Starwars and is irrelevant to the situation. This creature is blonde with blue eyes and a face full of polka dots his hobbies are watching anime, Roleplay, and has an interest in seeking attention. if you see this creature, please contact the authorities immediately, and if you kidnap him don't feed him milk he is a milkaholic and will turn full-fledged idiot.
"Do you see that kinda look's like a Keldan" oh no he's drinking milk".
by amlas mahchcam March 13, 2020
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Kinda shit at siege and is ugly as fuck I still want to eat his butt tho
OMG KELDAN IS SO UGLY THAT I FEEL BAD AND WANNA TOSS HIS SALAD
by KeldanAkaFrank November 10, 2020
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