Urban Dictionary: Kelching

Kelching

To give a Hooker a Hot Shot and try to finish sexually before her body turns cold.

Dave went on a kelching spree last night

by Tireman June 25, 2019

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Kelched

The act of getting high off of drugs, paints, glue, sharpies, brownies, or my girlfriend's perfume.

I was so kelched by that acid trip last night.

Me and my kickass nigga friend are going to go get kelched.

by obeisekids February 03, 2009

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Kelch

Inbred, usually with chubby cheeks and freckles.

Tyler: Hey man, did you see that porker?

Kevin: Yeah, he was such a Kelch.

by Kevin Gypsy February 11, 2009

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Kelch

Kelch: (kəck) ( sounds like kelp with a "c") Adj.

A sort of ghetto laugh, mostly girls use.

1. The girl had a kelcky laugh.
2. The teacher had a bit of a kelch when laughing.
Antonyms: Giggle, Normal laugh, Cute laugh
Synonyms: Hillbilly laugh, choking laugh, ugly laugh

by ._. I made this word up btw November 15, 2011

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A Cough and bELCH occurring simultaneously (spelled with a "k" at the beginning to avoid the soft "c" that would otherwise occur).

Those habanero peppers make me kelch like there's no tomorrow!

by pentozali April 08, 2014

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