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Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien
Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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kelan is a nice/cool person. also he can be weird and misleading at some points. get to know him and he will always make you laugh. he is not muscular but has a big heart. he has stunning blue eyes and is awesome to be around sometimes.
dude 1: "hey do you want to go out?"
girl 1: "nah i got me a kelan!"
dude 1:"Damn, i wish i was a kelan!"
by awesomeperson1989 February 07, 2018
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When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.
Look at that cunt, he's such a kelan.
by TopShagger2021 January 19, 2021
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A smart person that can sometimes act like a know it all, but never the less still a cool person.
Ah, you can never win with that guy.
Who?
Kelan who else.
by Snowboardguy15 July 08, 2014
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An idiot who is so far up himself he can touch his tiny brain. His dick is like a tic tac and his balls resemble sultanas. If you ever get the chance to meet one please have a tazer on hand to keep him at bay.
Oi mate, did you see that Kelan over there.? I had to pull my tazer out to stop him from touching me
by James_dean12343 February 24, 2016
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an ugly person but big personality and ego and always getting girls thinks hes cute but he is not

his family loves him and always will because he is a great guy
kelan is a punk
by thefreshkiddking January 01, 2019
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