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Two shots of vodka mixed with Orangette. This libation was made famous by Kel Kimble from the 1990s hit show "Kenan and Kel." He was always fuckin' wasted. Why did you think he loved orange soda so much?
We got so sloppy with kels last night, basketball superstar Ron Harper would have surely slipped and become injured.
by Champ (Scooter) January 01, 2010
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Charming, funny, intelligent and sly. You have to be quick with a Kels, they can charm you like no other. They may surprise you with their humor, but it's always refreshing. A Kels is one of a kind, unique and totally lovable.
He was such a Kels! Wished I'd gotten to know him better...
by S. Barbie November 07, 2011
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a word that makes you smile.. it pops up on screen and you cant help but grin
thats your fone.. its kel!!
press 5 for kel
by luvs69sss August 08, 2010
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Ieth: That show tonight was great.
Kel: thanks for the ride man I needed to get out.

Ieth: (Driving in the car talking) Yeah he had a thing for _____ for years and she was a cock tease.

Kel: Wait, he told me she chased him and they never dated. she said he chased her down for a relationship and he was a huge liar and I shouldn't trust him.

Ieth: Oh, shit I thought you knew. Don't Break up with him you were the best thing to ever happen to him.
Kel: Too late, I've lost enough including my sanity with this slack ass no good for nothing, non driving asshole of a liar. It's over. Crap man now I have to go shake my home girls hand and tell her I'm an ass. Cluck Men

(Walks threw the door goes to bed and wakes up letting the person Mr. wrong that she is leaving him today:)
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A great hunk-of-spunk
Kath: oh i like what eye see
Kel: Well welcome back you...
*leans in for a original Kath and Kel kiss*

Kim: Oi mum can you do it somewhere else!
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