A stupid ugly faggot, that sucks giant veiny cock. He enjoys slurping the white, thick liquids that emerge from the end of a penis. Generally a short ugly fag, Keith eats poo.

the most hidious name in the world.

Keith is cool to hang around with. And also has a real long penis. But he is not good at sports

The most unattractive name in the english dictionary

That one tall skinny blonde kid who's good at everything he tries. He is naturally athletic and relatively smart and is extremely nice. He is usually a bit anti social and enjoys alone time on the computer. He is a good looking guy and has no problem attracting women, but he is not very good in bed. He has an insanely tiny penis and usually has trouble penetrating girls, let alone pleasing them.

To say a very lame joke. Can have different forms such as an adjective and a noun as seen in the examples.

Typically, when someone says a very lame joke, the people around accuse the person saying the joke by doing a hand gesture, consisting of a closed hand with the ring finger, middle finger and index finger open and placed over your forehead.

There is a myth claiming that when a person does a Keith (very lame) joke, he or she are killing a Kenyan child.

When the joke is epically lame, or the person doing the lame joke tries to justify themselves but instead make it lamer, they do an epic Keith. The hand gesture is done over the mouth instead of the forehead, and 50 Kenyan children are killed instead of 1.

Nevertheless, this concept brightens the world and human lives. No one typically laughs at a lame joke, but when people do the Keith hand gesture, then the people laugh at the person doing the lame joke.

That weird kid with an afro. He's pretty swagalicious though.