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Greek Mythical God of PARTY and WAR; adopted son of Zeus; fat,hairy, but deceptively attractive; partys like a fucking rock star. Angry when sober; Bad ass dude when intoxicated. Loyal to his homies. Tends to live in solitude, until called upon. Deliverer of pain to all enemies. Preaches reciprocity in all environments. Unbreakable spirit. Digs all chicks.
Bitch, Step the fuck back or I will fucking keil you!!

I just want to get keiled the fuck up! Give me a brew, lets get high!!!
by kigi September 02, 2008
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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To force yourself upon an unwilling female whilst dancing, usually involving brutal thrusting to the ass region.

Often performed by hairy, desperate boys.
1 :Dude she just got keiled!
2 :Man, Alex is wasted. We better warn the girls that there is gonna be some intense keiling going down!
by Jeffery Bong. February 26, 2008
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In the act of gay sex, you lift ur feet up, while still in his ass, and use ur feet to whack the guy off.
-Hey do u want me to keil you?
-Sure! Just clib your toenails first.
by douche bag March 14, 2003
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The Keils are a family living within the island of Samoa. They are known as ´the kings of Samoa´, and are known to party and show a good time. The keil family are heavily rooted in God and Family and music. The Keil Isles, a 1900´s rock and roll band are family to this group.
¨Hey it´s the Keils´
by ANTI-NEPHI-LEHI July 07, 2020
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