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The most revolting, culturally barren shit hole in the world. A small town over run by feckless chavs and heroin dealers. Shops rarely sell anything other than White Lightning and fake sportswear. Illiterate population who cannot pronounce Keighley, chosing instead to call it Keeflay. Also a hotbed of leprosy. Apparently.
"Job? What do you mean? I'm from Keeflay"
by Fon March 22, 2005
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
2
A town full of action. Usually a stabbing murder or arsen once a week. pretty shit town but least theres always gossip. Chavs, Takeaways, and when somewheres on fire you get your marshmellows out. People go mental in this town and end up locked up.
If your wanting action - Keeeflii's the way. Always sumat new happenin here. cept well the fact there negative things. But hey every towns got its fuck ups.
And everyone knows everything were just nosey bastards.
If your wanting action - Keeeflii's the way. Always sumat new happenin here. cept well the fact there negative things. But hey every towns got its fuck ups.
And everyone knows everything were just nosey bastards.
by boom1234 May 31, 2011
4
A town with a bad reputation according to this very site!
Its a nice town with some chavs but hell which town doesn't have them?
We're visited by thousands of tourists who head to Haworth (which is part of keighley) and we have many tourist attractions in the town!
I'm not gonna say its the best town ever but its better than the people who write on hear think!
Its a nice town with some chavs but hell which town doesn't have them?
We're visited by thousands of tourists who head to Haworth (which is part of keighley) and we have many tourist attractions in the town!
I'm not gonna say its the best town ever but its better than the people who write on hear think!
by Marty2007 May 23, 2007
5
Someone who hates strawberries because they are fake because no strawberry flavoured item tastes like an actual strawberry. Someone who also hates anyone who doesnt bank with Lloyds Bank and would bang David Oldfield (Lloyds Bank CEO).
by n.icsol August 06, 2018