1)When a girl is giving a man head...Whilst the man kegels, the girl bites.

2)Constriction of vaginal muscles whilst penis is inside said vagina.

3)Electrocution caused by a vagina.
Xavier: Kegel bites? I was one time railing this chick from behind, and she kegel bit my dick off.

Nathaniel: Get out of my house.
by Mike the Gay December 30, 2007
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A woman with a strong pussy. Strong enough to crush objects like eggs or human dick.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that new girl Jennifer?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!
by GingerDickHunter June 27, 2015
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When the female sexual partner has strong enough kegel muscles that she can suspend her male partner by his penis so that he is hanging perpendicular between her legs. She can release her Kegel Muscle a bit then push the male upward in repetition to engage in intercourse.
Wow Anya is really strong, do you think she could Kegel Drop me?
by NJ9000 November 11, 2017
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NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.
*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!
by El ritardo June 01, 2019
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n. (hee-gull kee-gull).

any undesirable situation meant to produce a desired result sometimes involving fear, shame, or intimidation. i.e. "hegelian dialectic"
v.
the reaction of the sphincter muscle in one's anus as a result of being a part of an undesirable situation to produce a desired result.
n. "The announced shortage of ____ is just a hegel kegel to get everyone to buy more."
v. "This deadline is unreasonable! It's making me hegel kegel to produce more."
by SquishysBunch September 18, 2019
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An orgasm achieved by a man simply by flexing his pelvic floor muscles. This technique is typically employed discretely, ejaculating in one's pants.
Ryan busted a kegel nut in Berstein's office
by ValkoBlack November 03, 2015
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When you’re having relations with your S/O or random chick blow a handful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and tighten her vaginal muscles
Bro I gave that hoe a dirty kegel last night
by Mehwhynot January 05, 2021
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