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A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.
Fern: ... you didn't...
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.
Fern: ... you didn't...
by goatonwire June 02, 2009
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015