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After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!
by lick a lotta spokes February 01, 2005
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings
by mister fister October 02, 2003
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to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity
richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out
by the ju1ce August 18, 2003
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a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter
We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.
by not a keester January 04, 2008
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anus pie chode with a poop angus
the keester was very very smelly
by keester beans August 11, 2003
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