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When a man urinates and the urine comes out in two separate streams.
Guy #1: "Dude, I totally just pulled a Keern in your bathroom."

Guy #2: "Well, go clean it up then!"
by Asshole Andy Armagadon November 25, 2008
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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