An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."
The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.
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A theory that contains no logic or support
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A Keenan is a best friend you could ever have. He is a horny devil but you learn to love it about him.
Look at that Keenan hes a horny devil but I love him.
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Keenan is very sexy, has pretty eyes, and knows how to use what he was blessed with
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