A fruity little man. Often Keenaan’s will date people similar to their mothers. When trying to get a favor out of their moms, they often use a baby voice and address their moms as “mommy.” If you need someone for time management, keenaan is not the one to call, he is constantly a buzzer-beater. All moms love him- you could say he is a womanizer until you look at his track record. Lush describes his hair and the product he uses, and his eyes are either blue or brown...? Allergic to cats, but a huge dog person. Often the butt of a joke, but always takes it well. If a keenaan is reading this, we would be laughing at the word “butt.” Would make a horrendous lawyer, because he can not make an argument to save his life. Exercise it not something that you will see Keenaan’s do unless it is surfing or skiing or running away from his mother. Spends and unreasonable amount of money on Patagonia, but is in denial of his shopping addiction saying that it is “a good jacket.” Keenaan’s are always up for some fun, and you can always count on them to have a good time.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.