Urban Dictionary: Keel

Keel

A person with an egg head or bald

Look at that Keel over there
Check that proper Keel
He's got a proper Keel head
Keel! Keel! Egg Head! (Chant)

by Keel egg head Parker March 14, 2013

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Keel

KEEL is how towl heads say KILL

"Silence!, I Keel You!"

by ladyphilosophy December 01, 2012

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Keel

To be paddled across the ass.

You better bring the car back without a scratch or I will keel you.

by Agent019 January 03, 2008

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Keel

anybody with the surname keel who is a female teacher is a mrs/miss/ms keel. They are all evil! They all keep real cow lungs in their fridges! they eat dog poo for breakfast and make out with multiple flavoured cheesecakes at 5 in the morning.

woah she's one heck of a mrs keel you should've seen what i caught her doing at 5 in the morning!!!

by sciberras(Y) April 30, 2009

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keele

A feeling of being trapped inside the bubble-like world of a campus university.

After five months in Hawthorns Hall of residence Becky began to suffer from a profound keele.

by Buddhabing April 23, 2004

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KeeL

How Ren pronounces 'Kill'

Steempy I weel keel you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

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keeling

an amazing guy with a huge penis. He is really funny and sweet

i want a keeling.

by gynocologist January 12, 2010

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