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A woman who looks incredibly tasty when one is pissed at 2 in the morning, but the thought of whom turns one's stomach in the sober light of day.
"I met a Kebabe last night. Eurgh"
by Alex January 19, 2004
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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In the same vein as a late night street kebab (kabab, kebob, kabob, etc..) sounds so delicious when you're drunk that you eat one only to wake-up the next morning feeling ill...a kebabe is a chick who you pick-up at night after leaving the bars thinking she's a a good idea...only to be sick the next morning when you wake-up next to her.
Most often used in England, S. Africa or Australia
Guy 1: Bru, I'm hammered, let's grab some kebabes.
Guy 2: Sorry Mate, last time I brought home one of those dolls I woke-up in the morning and thought I fucked a bear...I'll stick to the chicken kebabs.
by -phranc July 28, 2010
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