To hunt down and capture a wild Kebab in a group consisting of two or more fellow Kebabbers and a Jaccrington. Usually sighted on Friday and Saturday nights, the Wild Kebabs are a British delicacy that takes extreme skill and sharp wit to locate, track and finally capture for consumption.
WARNING - Kebabbing is not for the feint of heart, as side effects could be quite severe, including symptoms such as obesity, high cholesterol and diarrhea.
WARNING - Kebabbing is not for the feint of heart, as side effects could be quite severe, including symptoms such as obesity, high cholesterol and diarrhea.
After a night out, a group may decide that they are hungry and wish to venture out in an urban area to locate food. On the journey, said group may come across a Wild Kebab, capture it and eat it. These Kebabs are usually located in larger groups around chippies and fast food take aways. Once the Kebab has been consumed, then the mission of Kebabbing is complete and the participants can return home.
by Jaccrington December 09, 2013
The act of rotating your body slowly around a heat source in cold weather, in particular mushroom heaters, in order to get an even distribution of warmth across the body.
Kate: Hey John what are you doing man?
John: Im kebabbing, my back is burning but Im freezing my tits off
John: Im kebabbing, my back is burning but Im freezing my tits off
by gronk July 20, 2008
Refers to a girl who is not good at pole dancing.
She is not very aesthetic while spinning around the pole so she looks like a kebab.
She is not very aesthetic while spinning around the pole so she looks like a kebab.
by sapristi August 06, 2021
by Vampire Goddess of Vampires January 23, 2021
an anthropological movement where the development of religion, literature and law are all centered around the use of skewers, meat and other items related to the making of an kebab. Most notable phenomenon of the movement include the rise of the Kebab VooDooism, prevalent use of the words 'yogurt' and 'chili' in legal document to signify importance and replacement of nearly a tenth of the Turkish vocabulary by the word Kebab. The movement is still ongoing.
Applications of Kebabism:
When ordering food, 'I will have kebab (tea), a small kebab (prawn salad) and a kebab (Kebab) please'
It's extremely chili to maintain patient confidentiality
Take the holy shish, the spirit of the kebab will show you the way
When ordering food, 'I will have kebab (tea), a small kebab (prawn salad) and a kebab (Kebab) please'
It's extremely chili to maintain patient confidentiality
Take the holy shish, the spirit of the kebab will show you the way
by TheCrusader November 29, 2012
To kebab, one must have a monster cock to impale a selected female... through both ends... simultaneously. The unique and often painful act derived from the widely exercised practice that is known as spit roasting - or commonly 'spitting' which requires two impalers and one impaler. This closely resembles a rotisserie cooker or 'spit roast' a common delicacy amongst greeks. Coincidently, wogs and guidos account for the majority of spitters (impalers) and spitties (impaled) in todays society.
The act originated in the small island state of Tasmania, south of mainland australia. Whilst spit roasting commonly requires 3 participants, Tasmanians, whom are renowned for their two heads and monster cocks, have contrived the efficient and comprehensible method that allows spitting to occur with only one impalie.
Initially spitting emerged as Tasmanian technique that allowed the two headed impaler to take part in the act of spitting with out the feat generating what is known as a gang-bang.
vicmeistermay
The act originated in the small island state of Tasmania, south of mainland australia. Whilst spit roasting commonly requires 3 participants, Tasmanians, whom are renowned for their two heads and monster cocks, have contrived the efficient and comprehensible method that allows spitting to occur with only one impalie.
Initially spitting emerged as Tasmanian technique that allowed the two headed impaler to take part in the act of spitting with out the feat generating what is known as a gang-bang.
vicmeistermay
person #1 'dude look at that moist bitch right there, we should totally spit roast her'
person #2 'no way man! that's totally gay! you will spray your seed all over me!'
person #1 'guess im going to be kebabbing tha bitch'
person #2 'word'
person #2 'no way man! that's totally gay! you will spray your seed all over me!'
person #1 'guess im going to be kebabbing tha bitch'
person #2 'word'
by vicmeistermay October 27, 2010
Verb 1: to overuse, overplay, destroy, crush, ruin, deface
Verb 2: to loosen/wreck a girl's pussy as a result of hardcore sex/fucking/smashing
Verb 2: to loosen/wreck a girl's pussy as a result of hardcore sex/fucking/smashing
1. I've really kebabbed that song, Seek Bromance
2. He must really kebab her especially as they've been spending a lot of time alone recently.
2. He must really kebab her especially as they've been spending a lot of time alone recently.
by captainmeat December 24, 2011