n; A beautiful stranger, in her mid-twenties usually with reddish hair and green eyes.
She meets men at clubs and parties and they instantly fall for her, but after a few hours of talking they turn around and shes gone - just before they could get her number. No one the man asks can tell him who she was. The only thing left of her is the smell of her perfume.
Some say there is only one Keating, and she travels throughout social gatherings across the world to give hope in love to down-trodden men.

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

adj. meaning nocturnal

person that is trust worthy

Eating while keying on the computer at work

n; an extremely large vaginal wart. See also herpes

To be discovered retrospectively on facebook to have been wearing the same clothes three days in a row, probably owing to the effects of excessive drinking.