Type of beard which the person has hairless patches on his otherwise manly face!
Whoa dude that is a most excellent keanu that bro has!
by Ted Logan November 13, 2007
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Stunning Young lady. She's Respectful unless you make her mad, Intelligent, She can be stubborn sometimes, amazing kisser, she has a hard time opening her heart but when she does its really something special. She prefers to hang around boys rather than girls, She's antisocial , Usually stays in the house or over a friends, She doesn't like to show emotions, shes a strong young lady, strive for greatness, always is there for people when they need it the most, plus she's thick as fuck and she's cute
Boy #1: You and Keanu still mess around?
Boy #2: Duh she holds it down for me i aint never gonna leave her

Boy #3: And thats the way its suppose to be i need me a Keanu bro.
by User1278 December 23, 2016
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Noun, adjective, verb

1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.
Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it.

I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu.

I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.
by Johanne Utah December 03, 2008
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Friend 1 - Omg is that Keanu with Chad over there?
Friend 2 - But I thought he was dating Kyle?
Friend 1 - Lmao, he a gay nigga
by Sukmipeen June 12, 2019
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Guy1: That guy is such a Keanu.

Guy2: yeah I can sense the dickhead energy from heat.
by YahYeetFam69 April 29, 2019
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