Keanus are sweet, amazing, loving guys. No matter what, a Keanu will always make you smile! They keep to themselves, but once you've earned their love or friendship, they'll be by your side forever. The only thing that sucks about Keanus is how sarcastic they are! It gets to a point where sometimes you don't even know when they're being sarcastic, or serious. They're sex gods, and will always hit the right spot. The best part is, it's not all about sex for them. Keanus make the best boyfriends because they treat their girlfriends like princesses. If you're dating a Keanu, hold onto him as long as possible. As long as he loves you, you'll be happy.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

Rough translation: Cool breeze over the mountains.
Hawiian

Keanu is a guy that no matter how much you try not to love him , he will always be the #1 boyfriend you could ever and have ever had . Not only is he sweet but he's good at talking dirty and getting you to feel better than anyone else could. He is a sweet, caring, and very attractive guy .If you have a Keanu, you are very lucky to have someone so pure and amazing in your life. And If that wasn't enough he is very good when it comes to being romantic especially when no bodies around ;)

to be real cool or chill, similiar to high without weed

To perform Matrix-moves, in ways similar to Neo.

sexiest man alive.