Keanus are sweet, amazing, loving guys. No matter what, a Keanu will always make you smile! They keep to themselves, but once you've earned their love or friendship, they'll be by your side forever. The only thing that sucks about Keanus is how sarcastic they are! It gets to a point where sometimes you don't even know when they're being sarcastic, or serious. They're sex gods, and will always hit the right spot. The best part is, it's not all about sex for them. Keanus make the best boyfriends because they treat their girlfriends like princesses. If you're dating a Keanu, hold onto him as long as possible. As long as he loves you, you'll be happy.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

To perform Matrix-moves, in ways similar to Neo.

Rough translation: Cool breeze over the mountains.
Hawiian

to be real cool or chill, similiar to high without weed

sexiest man alive.