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Keanus are sweet, amazing, loving guys. No matter what, a Keanu will always make you smile! They keep to themselves, but once you've earned their love or friendship, they'll be by your side forever. The only thing that sucks about Keanus is how sarcastic they are! It gets to a point where sometimes you don't even know when they're being sarcastic, or serious. They're sex gods, and will always hit the right spot. The best part is, it's not all about sex for them. Keanus make the best boyfriends because they treat their girlfriends like princesses. If you're dating a Keanu, hold onto him as long as possible. As long as he loves you, you'll be happy.
Girl 1: Dang, your boyfriend Keanu is so perfect!
Girl 2: I know.
Girl 1: Help me find one!
Girl 2: Find your own, he's mine!
Girl 2: I know.
Girl 1: Help me find one!
Girl 2: Find your own, he's mine!
by Keanu'sGirlfriendAri February 22, 2014
May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.
People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.
In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.
The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.
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Lyric excerpt:
(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual
(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.
In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.
The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.
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Lyric excerpt:
(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual
(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"
"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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Keanu is a guy that no matter how much you try not to love him , he will always be the #1 boyfriend you could ever and have ever had . Not only is he sweet but he's good at talking dirty and getting you to feel better than anyone else could. He is a sweet, caring, and very attractive guy .If you have a Keanu, you are very lucky to have someone so pure and amazing in your life. And If that wasn't enough he is very good when it comes to being romantic especially when no bodies around ;)
by Me.myself.and.iiii June 29, 2019