Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
2
1.
If you mention the word invite 3 times you will automatically recieve a KBM.
2.
<Spammer300>I like tuhtles
<Spammer300>I like Turtles
<Spammer300>Me like tuhtles
<@basic>Want me to KBM you?
If you mention the word invite 3 times you will automatically recieve a KBM.
2.
<Spammer300>I like tuhtles
<Spammer300>I like Turtles
<Spammer300>Me like tuhtles
<@basic>Want me to KBM you?
by Ninjy April 18, 2009
3
Person 1: Hey man can you pick me up I don't have my car.
Person 2: Sorry, I don't have a drivers license, but i'm going in to take my test this week.
Person 1: Thats like your 10th time taking it! I don't even want a ride anymore you are going to crash!
Person 2: No i'm actually great driver I just keep failing for the dumbest things like not yielding.
Person 1: Ya keep thinking that...(under his breath) "what a Kbm"
Person 2: Sorry, I don't have a drivers license, but i'm going in to take my test this week.
Person 1: Thats like your 10th time taking it! I don't even want a ride anymore you are going to crash!
Person 2: No i'm actually great driver I just keep failing for the dumbest things like not yielding.
Person 1: Ya keep thinking that...(under his breath) "what a Kbm"
by Grumpyfatninja7 September 16, 2011
4
Someone who is very confused and often does not know what is going on. They also like to go to bed very early on friday nights because they are "tired".
Person 1: Hey dude did you just see that car!
KBM:...
Person 1: Hello?
KBM: Wait what?
EX 2
Person 1: Dude wanna play some xbox tonight!
KBM: Wait what?
Person 1: Wanna play xbox?
KBM: (10:30) Na I'm tired I think I'm gonna go to bed.
KBM:...
Person 1: Hello?
KBM: Wait what?
EX 2
Person 1: Dude wanna play some xbox tonight!
KBM: Wait what?
Person 1: Wanna play xbox?
KBM: (10:30) Na I'm tired I think I'm gonna go to bed.
by shrew eater June 04, 2011
5
Kill Bang Marry. A game which one player lists three people and the other must decide who he will kill, who he will bang, and who he will marry.
Player one: Let's play KBM
Player two: Okay you start
Player one: Jane, Susan, and Hailey
Player Two: kill Susan, bang Jane, and marry Hailey
Player two: Okay you start
Player one: Jane, Susan, and Hailey
Player Two: kill Susan, bang Jane, and marry Hailey
by hthshtsg May 22, 2014