Kazuya is often tall, has big hands, give good hugs. He smells nice but uses a lot of deodorants. May be a bit annoying to the opposite gender. Does A LOT of sexual jokes to his crush in middle school. He is usually a best friend with a person with a name starting with T, K, A, or M.
Stop Kazuya-ing.
by q102030 December 03, 2016
(Kazuya Mishima) is a character from the (Tekken) fighting game series by Namco, now known as (Bandai Namco). He is the main character in the first two games and an important character from (Tekken 4) and onwards. He is the son of (Heihachi Mishima), the husband of (Jun Kazama) and the father of (Jin Kazama).
As a child, he was abused horribly by Heihachi and was thrown down a (cliff), being told that he would only be worthy of being called a (Mishima) if he could climb back up. Kazuya did, thanks to the (Devil Gene) that he inherited from his mother.
Years later, Heihachi opens a fighting tournament. Kazuya, seeking (revenge), enters the tournament, wins and throws his father down the same cliff.
After this, Kazuya slowly became more and more evil and crazier, He is thrown down a (volcano) by Heihachi, only to survive that as well.
As usual, (Smash fans) have resorted to calling Kazuya a "(shoto)" and "a (Ryu) clone", despite the fact that Kazuya has almost nothing in common with Ryu at all.
As a child, he was abused horribly by Heihachi and was thrown down a (cliff), being told that he would only be worthy of being called a (Mishima) if he could climb back up. Kazuya did, thanks to the (Devil Gene) that he inherited from his mother.
Years later, Heihachi opens a fighting tournament. Kazuya, seeking (revenge), enters the tournament, wins and throws his father down the same cliff.
After this, Kazuya slowly became more and more evil and crazier, He is thrown down a (volcano) by Heihachi, only to survive that as well.
As usual, (Smash fans) have resorted to calling Kazuya a "(shoto)" and "a (Ryu) clone", despite the fact that Kazuya has almost nothing in common with Ryu at all.
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