Urban Dictionary: Kazan

very diverse city in Russia. hometown to NHL player Alexander Burmistrov

Kazan is in Russia, and is located along a river.

by Super Swedes January 29, 2011

A shot in golf in which the ball comes into contact with a stray can of spam. This incures a 2 stroke penalty.

God dammit! Why the hell did I have to shoot a fucking kazan?

by Gunoung7 August 23, 2004

Fat drunkard monk. Capable of breathing fire. Originally chinese. Most dangerous hero from the dragon clan in Battle realms.

I sent my Kazan to single handedly take out a serpent village.

by ubifan November 13, 2013

1. The next time I see Judy, I'm going to kazan her brains out.

2. I can't sit down, Max kazanned my anus for three hours last night.

by Sammy Jenkis March 17, 2006

The act of using kazoos for anal pleasure.

"katie wanted me to try kazanal yesterday... i kind of like it?"

by vesseled July 15, 2016