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The biggest crab ever who makes too much memes and sucks at making them and typically acts autistic when seen by a human or starts rolling around in circles on concrete. He also hides in his room performing crab rituals.
Guy 1: Kaymon is autistic
Guy 2: And a crab too
by Dylan aka Meme July 28, 2017
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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really cool guy who sits in my Bible class next to me and rocks a ponytail
by Bill2017 January 05, 2017
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The biggest crab ever alive bigger and stronger than The Radioactive Thing from dlc 3 for cod infinte warfare.
Guy 1: That Kaymon over there is really big
by Suicide is the solution July 28, 2017
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